What men would like to say to women!!!!

01. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

02. Learn to work the toilet seat, if it is up, put it down.

03. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.

04. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.

05. Get rid of your cat.

06. Sunday = sports.

07. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

08. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

09. You have too many shoes.

10. Crying is blackmail.

11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than pissing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.

14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

16. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

18. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

20. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

21. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.

22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done – not both.

23. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.

24. You have enough clothes.

25. Nothing says “I Love You” like sex.

Each time you awake

Each time you awake and
face a new day, remember that
I'll be beside you.
I'll hold your hand in mine
and be the light that guides you.
I'm not perfect,
but if you ever lose your way,
I'll be your hero.
I'll be there to save the day.
I'll always try to make you happy,
and make you feel loved,
the way your heart desires,
the way you've dreamed of.
I know that life has
brought you heartache and sorrow,
but I'll be there for you.
I'll make you smile tomorrow.

Crowded Chinese Railway Stations

Thank you

You make me laugh
when I'm blue.

You're there for me
no matter what I do.

Before I even ask,
you lend a hand.

You listen to me
and try to understand.

This and much more
is what your friendship
means to me.

You're a blessing
in my life and
you always will be.

I don't know what I'd
do without you--
I don't have a clue.

So I'm reaching out today
to say,

"Thank you!"

Pure Hearts and True Friends

When I think of pure hearts,
and friends that are loyal and true,
I know I've found the best of both
the day that I met you.

Your kindness is like
the sun's golden rays,
touching those in need.

There's thoughtfulness and warmth
in your every word and deed.

You always do the best you can
to see others through,
and the many gifts you give others
will return many times to you.

Do you want a Tea Bag?

LPG gas cylinder's expiry date

Please communicate this information to your family and friends.

Have U ever heard about LPG gas cylinder's expiry date....!!

Did you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for LPG cylinders?

Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents. In this regard, please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from the vendor.

Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:
On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded alpha numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this e.g. D06.

The alphabets stand for quarters -
1. A for March (First Qtr),
2. B for June (Second Qtr),
3. C for Sept (Third Qtr),
4. D for December (Fourth Qtr).

The digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would mean December qtr of 2006.
Please Return Back the Cylinder that you get with a Expiry Date, they are prone to Leak and other Hazardous accidents ...

The second example with D13 allows the cylinder to be in use until Dec 2013 .

Kindly pass this to every one, and create awareness among the public.